"It's not funny to lose your virginity! It's weird and you're scared and it hurts and you don't know what will happen. I was 15 and he was an older guy who wasn't a virgin. I don't really remember it hurting but I do remember that I just wanted to get it over with. You definitely don't have an orgasm your first time," she adds. "I didn't for the first few years! I didn't even know what the feeling was until I had one; I just liked the intimacy part. When it happened, I was like, 'Ohhhhh, that's what that is!!!'"
--Khloe Kardashian, being the klassiest she can be, giving us actual details about losing her virginity when she was just 15 years old.
We've all been there at some point, Khloe -- not necessarily at, you know, 15 -- but we
don't need to go into lurid detail about our first time experience with the entire world. There's no shame in sex, and no shame in expressing your sexuality, but when you do it like you do it ... well, it's a horse of a different color entirely.
This? This is just piggish. We're not your closest girlfriends, Khloe, so quit acting like everyone is.
