Hahahaha…. i can imagine the look in a guy’s face
walking in on his girlfriend peeing with these —- Lol!!!
This is sure one of the craziest inventions ever —– Ok,
lemme be done with the laughter and be professional
about this story… errrmmm but lemme see if i can put it
like those annoying salesmen creeping up in between
interesting shows on TV —-hmmm...
Ok legooo ………. yeah baybay.. i know the bathroom is an
unnerving place — it is all over your face each time you
had to pee… especially in those tight jeans… Pele dear…
But behold sweerie, Now you can pee like a man.. yes,
you heard right — you can pee like a man! >>>>> your
quest for “Gender Equality” is now fulfilled!… Lol.
Baybay, i know you want to skip the queues at the
toilets? — Here you are!!!
This is the best tool yet for helping you achieve equality
with men. yes i understand your ideology that the ground
zero for the remaking of gender relations for ages has
been the bathroom, and now you have “The Stand Up” as
your weapon in this battle of the sexes, “your first
disposable, biodegradable, clutch-purse-fittable, pocket-
slippable peeing accessory.”
Hahahaha.. it is the next line that really cracked me up
>>>> “We’d overheard your voices countless times
through the cracks in the stalls of public restrooms
before we realized there was a solution,” (says the San
Francisco Company) —– ‘This toilet is disgusting!’ “Never
mind, I’ll hold it.’ ‘I wish I could just stand up!’ We knew
our world needed an update.”
So what do you think ladies? would you pee like a man
from now on?
But wait ooo —- does this mean that LADIES can now be
allow into the GENTS? —- FANTASTIC!!!… so when is this
product going to be in Nigerian stores —– what have the
Igbo importers been doing since ehn? —– errmmmm, but
come ooo, what happens with those dirty girls who
probably wont wash theirs properly and still put it in their
handbags?… Jesus H. Christ — Mehn, guys who deep
their hands in their girl’s bags… BE WARNED!!!!!!
Culled from: etceteralive.com