Sometimes it's great to head to
bed and make love in the
conventional way. Other times,
you may find yourself in the
mood to engage in something a
little different or even
spontaneous. Well, welcome to
your kitchen, where there's a
wealth of sexual scenarios just
waiting to be had.
From the counter to the stove,
you can kill two birds with one
stone, so to speak, by getting both your meals at the same
time. So cook up some dinner and prepare yourself for a
dessert unlike any other.
sexy scenario
Of course there's no accounting for the wonderment that a
little spontaneity can add to your love life, so the next time
your wife is in the middle of doing the dishes, you're going
to show her just how spontaneous you really are:
While she's cleaning up, move up behind her, move her hair
to the side and kiss her neck. If she responds in an
approving manner (with an ooh or an aah), wrap your arms
around her waist at first, and then slowly move your hands
up to caress her breasts. If she begins moaning in rhythm
or playfully asks what you're up to, keep going.
Let your hands wander down south and start rubbing
between her thighs. If she's wearing a skirt, your access to
her pleasure patch is a much simpler journey. If she's
wearing pants, you'll have to remove them and bring them
down to her ankles and get at least one pant leg off.
If you're the economical type, close the water tap first and
then have your woman lean over the sink while you prepare
to get yourself inside. If you're the bold type, however, get
on your knees, spread her thighs and have a little snack
before you savor the entree.
Hold her, kiss her and hug her while you make love to her,
and after a while, you can take her to the couch or the bed,
but starting off at the sink is quite memorable.
On to all the positions you might want to try...
Kitchen Sex
If the above scenario can't happen for you (say, you own a
dishwasher), it's time for you to pick your woman up off the
bed and place her in the kitchen where you will consume her
sexual energy until she just can't take anymore. Here are
some places you might want to consider heading:
On the stove
If you're a very tall guy, you can seat your woman on the
stove and penetrate her from there, but considering some
guys aren't so tall, you're better off making her face the
stove and having her place her hands on either corner.
Bending her over slightly, make your way inside and while
you wrap one arm around her waist, use the fingers on your
other hand to rub her clitoris from the front.
On the table
With her sitting on the edge of the table, leaning back on her
hands, lift and hold on to her knees, and use them as
leverage to push in and pull out. Be careful; this position
may make her ejaculate all over you. Who am I kidding?
Enjoy!
Kitchen floor
If you've ever seen 9½ Weeks , you know that sitting on the
kitchen floor with the fridge open, feeding your blindfolded
girlfriend, can be quite the erotic experience. And although
feeding her need not be the order of the day, doing it on the
floor can be quite fun. If you're heading for doggy, or any
positions for that matter, make sure that there's some sort
of padding on the floor (pillows, blanket, etc.).
On the counter
Now it's your turn to sit on the counter and use your hands
to lean back while she pleases your member. That right,
oral sex has never looked or felt so good. Lean back, relax
and let your woman do all the dirty work.
Shiver in the freezer
This position works best in summer, but since you're
indoors, I guess it can fly any time of the year. Open up the
freezer (assuming it's at the top of your refrigerator) and
have your woman place her hands on the front of it while
you caress her entire body. Chances are her nipples will
harden (yum) and the cold will heighten her senses.
kink in the kitchen
Of course, depending on the kind of kitchen you have, you
can create thousands more sexual varieties, from doing it on
the island to punishing her gently on a barstool. It's all up
to you and remember, creativity is a great asset when it
comes to sex.
Until next time, make your way to the kitchen and whip up
some unforgettable fun.