After an alleged hearty party with After Earth star Jaden Smith earlier this week, The Biebs emerged from the shadows a little different than we remembered him!
No, Justin Bieber hadn't grown any taller!
And, sadly, neither Selenita nor Mally, the 19-year-old's abandonedmonkey, was back at his gloriously gifted side!
The Great Bieberoni was sporting a new tattoo!!!
On the forearms of a lesser human, one typically only finds skin, hair, and, ever so occasionally, traces of Doritos. JB is not like lesser humans, however — on his forearm rests the soul, spirit and portrait of King Arthur!
The photograph isn't crystal clear, but it looks like Justin commissioned a flesh-engraving of a medieval knight drawing Excalibur from the stone!
Wowzers!! We aren't sure what he's trying to say!!
Is this a metaphor for the performer's unique talent — the stone representing his legion of Beliebers, the sword representing the money, panties, and adulation he-and-only-he can draw from them?
Perhaps Justin is merely paying homage to his favorite Disney film, The Sword in the Stone!
Or maybe we've miscalculated all together!!! Squint real hard and italmost looks like the assembled form of Voltron!
Hmmm. Either way, Justin now carries more ink than a 19th centurypoet!
We hope he uses it to write a song about us, LOLz!!