With fans like this, who needs enemies? R&B singer Chris Brown’s house and cars were vandalized by a voodoo child who thinks she’s his wife — and who he found naked in his bed, police said Thursday.“I get home and find this crazy individual in my house,” Brown wrote on Instagram. “She had broken the hinges off the doors. She Found time to cook her several meAls (sic). She Wrote (sic) ‘I love you’ on the walls. Brown’s bizarre encounter began when he and his crew returned to his suburban Los Angeles “crib” on Wednesday and found women’s clothing.
