A friend of mine Elizabeth Amani shared this
post on facebook. I found it completely hilarious and very true so of
course i decided to share the laugh. Anyhoo, read on..MADE IN NIGERIA ENGLISH.
* Abeg dress well.
* If I hear pim, u go hear weeen.
* Have they BROUGHT light?
* The FILM is SWEET
* Pls help me SLOW that fan
* Mummy HAVE come
* I’ll tell my daddy FOR YOU
* Have you paid your school fees money?
* See as you BAFF up
* Put the bread inside LYLON
* I strong KAKARAKA
* Oya come and be going
* I KUKUMA don’t have your time
* Shebi you have BB charger
* See how her eye is entering my food
* Did you see the sound of my ringtone?
* I know you have come since bcoz I hear
your perfume.
* If i land u slap eh
* My daddy just go now now
* My eyes is pushing me.
* I have see it bfor bfor.
* Oga make you reverse BACK as me I don dress forward.
Make you call after later now. I dey do meeting.
lol…
